Video games have changed drastically over the years?in terms of visuals and gameplay mechanics and so have our filthy, grown-up minds. While revisiting old titles from the 8 and 16-bit eras, I found myself snickering at some of the scenes and dialog when taking them out of context.
Take a look at 15 harmless games from yesteryear, and let the dirty adult in you ruin your childhood.
15 unintentionally inappropriate moments?in?gamingChrono Trigger (Super Nintendo) ? Crono and friends came out of the closet before it was cool.
The Adventures of Bayou Billy (NES) ? Billy West always delivers in the end. Always.
Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium (Genesis) ? An overdose of Viagra is dangerous in every planet.
The Addams Family (Super Nintendo) ? We didn?t need to know about Gomez?s dark and devious nooks and crannies. Thank goodness Thing can?t talk.
Mike Tyson?s Punch-Out!! (NES) ? When your name is ?Little Mac,? you need to make up for it in other ways.
Shaq Fu (Genesis) ? What?s that green, slime-like substance around Kaori?s waist? Oh?.
Star Fox (Super Nintendo) ? That?s why Falco is so uptight.
Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode (NES) ? The name Fake Enormous ranks right up there with Solid Snake and Rebecca Chambers as the best video game porn monikers.
Shining Force II (Genesis) ? I?d advise Peter to ignore the decaying cadaver?s request.
The Addams Family Values (Super Nintendo) ? I have no idea what beaver-breath soup is or how it can be wholesome.
Wario?s Woods (NES) ? The game?s title makes perfect sense now.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (Genesis) ? Bulk and Skull teach kids about bullying, jealousy, and ejaculation.
Super Adventure Island II (Super Nintendo) ? Tina is a terrible girlfriend, constantly putting Master Higgins down for being overweight, but at least she puts out.
Rolling Thunder 3 (Genesis) ? Dick!! So long?. Someone at Namco let this one slip.
Ghosts?n Goblins (arcade) ? Oh, Arthur?. Princess Prin Prin may have been better off with Satan.
Source: http://venturebeat.com/2012/07/21/15-unintentionally-inappropriate-moments-in-gaming/
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